Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Heat "Dome"

http://news.yahoo.com/heat-dome-traps-much-us-pressure-cooker-093241732.html

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Although we agree that many of the worlds problems stem from Asian drivers, we're not quite sure you read the same article.

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1)  Words that aren't proper nouns do not need to be capitalized when they are in the middle of a sentence.
2)  I don't even know how to continue correcting you, please take an English class.

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Come down here and call me a wimp to my face!

Lopez & Anthony Split

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/392227/lopez-and-anthony-showed-signs-of-marital-problems-insiders-say

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1)  This is not the way to propose.

2)  I think Jelo is a misspelling of a dessert.  If you want someone to marry you, spell their name correctly.

3)  Is this a question or a statement?

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1)  I also like to judge others I have never met based on pictures from magazines and the internet.

2)  Really?  You can tell he is a chauvinist, but you can't spell chauvinist?

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1)  Oh, where to begin?!

2)  What block is Jenny on?  The chopping block?  That's where you belong for butchering the English language.

3)  Jenny is FROM the block, but you wouldn't know that as you clearly don't know anything!

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1)  We applaud the effort shown in "you'r."  You almost got it right!

2)  Now, how old are you?  If over 14, using the term "HO" doesn't cut it.

3)  Lastly, his name is Marc, not Tony.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Seattle Legalizes Marijuana

http://news.yahoo.com/seattle-approves-medical-marijuana-regulations-044014566.html

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Um, Augustin, put the pipe down while commenting.

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1)  I would just like to point out that this comment was originally hidden due to such a low rating.

2)  Someone doesn't know how to have a good time.

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1)  Smarter than what?

2)  This sentence structure reeks of marijuana!

3)  Will people PLEASE learn how to use "there," "their," and "they're" correctly?

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Thank God Seattle has the Cullens!

Floating Biker!!!


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Winter, really?  In Britain?  Let's just say for fun that it was winter in England.  Doesn't the water on top freeze first?  Time to get out the science books.

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1)  Wouldn't the spokes generally be motionless since it is in a PICTURE?

2)  Sometimes I also lean to the right, but it doesn't necessarily mean I'm braced and suspended on a float, it usually means I've had too much to drink.

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Really, Tom?  You honestly think that tires filled with helium coupled with pedaling fast enough would allow someone to ride their bike on water?

Friday, July 15, 2011

Palin Reports Low 2011 Fundraising



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With the exception of misspelling proverbial, this comment brings a smile to our faces!

Australian News Folly

http://tv.yahoo.com/blog/everything-goes-wrong-in-an-australian-morningnews-segment--3330#mwpphu-container

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1)  What's refresing?

2)  No need for "an" since "clean" starts with a consonant.

3)  Try "sense of humor," with one question mark.

4)  We give this the worst sentence of the day award, although what is trying to be said is absolutely correct!

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That is really too much information.  Please keep all further perverted comments to yourself.

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1)  Did she read the article?

2)  Someone is only interested in herself - her fine "26 year old nurses,young and beautiful" self with a fondness of inappropriate use of apostrophes.

3) Her post ends in the middle of a sentence.  Do you think she got a call from an "old'er" man?
 

Heat Wave Hits U.S.

http://news.yahoo.com/another-blast-heat-hit-u-222355253.html

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1)  Impending calamity - you mean the people playing in the fountain?

2)  At least the "intellectual elite" can put a period at the end of their sentences.

3)  When was the last time anyone ever used the term "pinko"?

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1)  It is probably not the "same" heat wave - we are guessing it is a new one.

2)  We all know Florida sucks, but it should be given the courtesy of a capital F.

3)  You are correct, the key word is summer, but we'd prefer more emphasis on that - come on, pack a punch when you are slamming the ignorant, and PLEASE begin a sentence with a capital letter!

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We'll begin with the lack of apostrophe and end with this - this is just plain mean.

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Glad we aren't the only ones who thought this.